And God said, “Let there be fruitcakes.” Obvious piss-taker who, disguised as a cardinal at a large metropolitan church, fights for truth, justice and the right to make weird clicking noises with one’s tongue and teeth. Like an Olympic skater in free pratfall, the man’s… voice is Kip from Napoleon Dynamite trying to karaoke Tiny Tim, and the cheapo-keyboard music-like thingies underneath may have been played by chimps. A masterpiece. Order at amazon.com