Splinters

Anyone else know and love the song "The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman" by Half Man Half Biscuit? To remind you, here are the lyrics with these opening lines:

Well I heard a lovely rumor,

That Bette Midler had a tumor,

So gleefully I went to tell my friends.

But they said it was a lie,

That she wasn't going to die,

"And by the way, have we got news for you!"

It also includes the unforgettable line: "Supercalifragilisticborussiamunchengladbach"

Well, I never thought I'd see the day when ? but it happened?surreal or what?