Splinters

Its that time of year where Spike's more curmudgeonly readers should take heed of the words of one of the best, and certainly the most under-rated festive song of all time.

Now how did I guess you were going to express
Your disdain at the crane with the bright fairly lights?
And you'd moan at the snow 'cos your car wouldn't go
Oh it's cliche`d to be cynical at Christmas

Half Man Half Biscuit strike again.

Merry Winterval!!